Reviews, opinions, and general geeking out for your entertainment.
- Alan Wake is a Plagiarising Hack by Arthur B Alan Wake is a good survival horror game which could have been a great one, if Remedy hadn't included their Stephen King and David Lynch fan fiction.
- Adorable Assassins by Arthur B Mini Ninjas makes sneaking through the tall grass to ambush a posse of samurai look like the cutest thing in the world.
- A Series of Interesting Choices by Daniel Hemmens Dan Hemmens reviews some extremely simple games
- I Think More People Should Play Deadly Premonition, Zach by Rude Cyrus A game that does far more for less.
- Harmony, harmony, oh love by Andy G Andy G enthuses about Robot Unicorn Attack
- The Last Shot is a Dud by Arthur B The ending of Red Dead Redemption inspires ranting. Note that this article is about the end of the game. The end. There may be spoilers. Because it's about the end.
- Nothin’ But Hos an’ Tricks by Daniel Hemmens Dan Hemmens talks about “Rockstar Hypocrisy”
- A Pocketful of Bloodshed by Arthur B God of War: Chains of Olympus might actually be more fun than its predecessor.
- A Hollow Experience by Arthur B Lame puns aside, Time Hollow is a lukewarm gush of wasted potential.
- The Handheld's Heavenly Game by Arthur B The Nintendo DS rerelease of Dragon Quest V: Hand of the Heavenly Bride may well be the perfect handheld JRPG experience.
- Fighty Time, Fighty Time, Blood, Blood, Blood! by Alasdair Czyrnyj Alasdair crosses the moral event horizon and merges with the murder singularity that is Prototype.
- So Very Cold by Alasdair Czyrnyj Alasdair steps on Arthur's turf with Cryostasis: The Sleep of Reason.
- Final Fantasy Meh by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith wtb fun plox.
- The Beat of a Wing Makes All the Difference by Arthur B A tiny modification has major effects on gameplay in Project Zero II: The Crimson Butterfly.
- The Rain, It Raineth Every Day by Lexa Lexa reviews Heavy Rain, despite her startling lack of knowledge on the subject.
- Lucifer's Call Will Not Be Put On Hold by Arthur B Lucifer's Call - also known as Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne - is what happens when Persona 3 eats too much cheese before bed.
- If Adventure Games Are Dead I've Found Their Burial Mound by Arthur B It is bad enough that Barrow Hill is a mediocre and disappointing game. What's worse is that nobody's willing to say that.
- The Emperor Commanded Me to "Make It So" by Arthur B Is it too late to review Oblivion? Never mind. Here's a review of Oblivion anyway.
- Professor Layton and the Balanced Hint System by Arthur B Can a game which depends on solving puzzles allow stuck players to progress without becoming unchallenging? Yes! Professor Layton and the Curious Village shows how it's done.
- Subject Fail by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith is utterly horrified by the Subject Zero in Mass Effect II
- Grind Them To Dust With Your Bare Hands by Arthur B Being a review of Persona on the PSP and Dragon Quest IV on the Nintendo DS, with a tangent on the nature of grinding on today's handheld gaming systems.
- Lost in Ostagar by Daniel Hemmens Dan Hemmens writes about Dragon Age, about three months after it was fashionable
- Too Good For Principles by Kyra Smith Kyra Smith raves about something that isn't Kristin Cashore.
- Horrifyingly Close to Perfection by Arthur B Like members of the Malkavian clan of Kindred, Vampire: the Masquerade - Bloodlines is deformed and warped in ways which are not immediately obvious. But when it's at its best, it's probably the best World of Darkness-based RPG we're ever going to get.
