Alasdair Czyrnyj
Alasdair Czyrnyj is convinced that something horrible is going to happen in the near future, but isn’t entirely sure what. As a result, he spends most of his time in pensive discontent, which is far less enjoyable than it sounds. He often reads books, sometimes finishes them, and occasionally writes about them.
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Amy O.
Amy laboured to find a punchy and alliterative blurb to describe
herself and failed. She generally means well, but is very easily
distracted and OH LOOK, A KITTY!
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Andy G
Andy is a self-righteous Guardian-reading philosopher with a penchant for splitting hairs. His attempts at pretentiousness are undermined by his geekery and laziness.
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Cassie
Cassie, an inspiring writer and arts graduate, enjoys grapefruit juggling, string collecting and crocodile wrestling. She is also naive enough to entrust her bio to someone else.
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Damien F
Upon leaving school, Damien embarked on a career fighting the world's illness and diseases. Unfortunately he wasn't very good at this, and the afflicted unanimously decided they would "rather take their chances". The whole experience left him with a surly nature and a tendency towards cruel, biting observations. And thus the calling to internet journalism was realised.
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Douglas
Douglas is really a level 70 orc. His interests in include mining thorium and making small, pointless trinkets for Kyra's imaginary cow. It has been suggested he plays too many computer games.
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Gina Dhawa
Gina Dhawa is Britain's answer to Jon Stewart, if Britain's answer to Jon Stewart was a nerdy English chick with a penchant for B-Movies and Latin poetry.
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Jen Spencer
Jen is the Grand High Moose of the Oxfordian Masonic Quadroped chapter. She is a fan of transgender surgery documentaries and supports the ethical aims of doughnut eaters. She is perhaps best known for inventing clouds, but retired from public life in 1962 to run a human cheese factory in her volcano island fortress just outside Skegness. She lives in hope of the world attaining karmic equilibrium by July, and is currently learning the banjo. One of these statements is false.
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Kia
Kia is a professional lunatic with a soul full of flame, who lives to dance and dances to live - be those dances of the body, the mind or the heart.
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Lexa
Lexa is an almost-university graduate of English Lit and Theatre who is trying to:
a) Successfully avoid entering the real world,
b) Get into showbusiness, and
c) Hide her unfortunate addiction to bad science fiction.
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a) Successfully avoid entering the real world,
b) Get into showbusiness, and
c) Hide her unfortunate addiction to bad science fiction.
She’ll let you know how it goes. full profile
Natalie B
FerretBrain.com's resident bright eyed and bushy tailed legal beagle, Natalie remains determined to retain a liberal attitude to reading and writing ' anyone who hasn't read or written a book since High School deserves to be burnt over a slow burning wood stove. Of course those who read trashy fantasy and write dodgy poetry deserve a hearty congratulations and a pat on the back. Expect reviews, general life commentary and the odd splash of TMI.
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