Kyra Smith » Full Profile
Kyra is a voracious reader, a self-professed geek and a very individual dancer. Her likes are in a state of continuous flux; this week she's into 16th century swear words, Risk Godstorm and mangos. She also has an imaginary virtual cow.
Rami Chowdhury » Full Profile
Rami has lived on three continents, speaks three (human) languages, and holds a Philosophy, Politics and Economics degree from Merton College, Oxford. In his free time, he can generally be found promoting open-source software and fiddling with websites, in which he is joined by his stuffed toy penguin Aristophanes.
Claire E Fitzgerald » Full Profile
Claire E. Fitzgerald is a pub-quiz compiler of recognised genius and widely regarded chatroom troll. She attended Somerville College, Oxford, from where she graduated with a BA Hons. in Modern History, and Lliswerry High School, from where she escaped with her life. Her hobbies include habitual lateness and piffling around, and she will be leading the UK's team at the Ladies' Swearing event in London 2012.
Natalie B » Full Profile
FerretBrain.com's resident bright eyed and bushy tailed legal beagle, Natalie remains determined to retain a liberal attitude to reading and writing ' anyone who hasn't read or written a book since High School deserves to be burnt over a slow burning wood stove. Of course those who read trashy fantasy and write dodgy poetry deserve a hearty congratulations and a pat on the back. Expect reviews, general life commentary and the odd splash of TMI.
Cassie » Full Profile
Cassie, an inspiring writer and arts graduate, enjoys grapefruit juggling, string collecting and crocodile wrestling. She is also naive enough to entrust her bio to someone else.
Guy » Full Profile
Guy spent millenia travelling the heavens on his magic surfboard, searching for a planet with magnificent fjords. And here it is! Legends also tell of him rising again to serve England in its hour of greatest need, which seems strange as he's not dead, or English.
Jen Spencer » Full Profile
Jen is the Grand High Moose of the Oxfordian Masonic Quadroped chapter. She is a fan of transgender surgery documentaries and supports the ethical aims of doughnut eaters. She is perhaps best known for inventing clouds, but retired from public life in 1962 to run a human cheese factory in her volcano island fortress just outside Skegness. She lives in hope of the world attaining karmic equilibrium by July, and is currently learning the banjo. One of these statements is false.
Kia » Full Profile
Kia is a professional lunatic with a soul full of flame, who lives to dance and dances to live - be those dances of the body, the mind or the heart.
Arthur B » Full Profile
Arthur started a blog initially to make fun of Dan getting a blog. And then started posting in it. Now he's trying to put his writing somewhere where people will actually see it.
Julian Lynch » Full Profile
Once a library worker by trade, but now moving into a career with more wigs, Julian is currently writing about himself in the third-person. He likes many things that he should like, and many more things that he shouldn't.
Heidi » Full Profile
Heidi is a fully paid up member of the Double Entendre Club. She is known to
her select band of followers as Our Lady of Chickens and for those jolly few
she would do almost anything, especially if it involved cheap wine. She
keeps herself entertained by dressing as a pirate and attempting to lick her
own elbow.
Douglas » Full Profile
Douglas is really a level 70 orc. His interests in include mining thorium and making small, pointless trinkets for Kyra's imaginary cow. It has been suggested he plays too many computer games.
Amy O. » Full Profile
Amy laboured to find a punchy and alliterative blurb to describe herself and failed. She generally means well, but is very easily distracted and OH LOOK, A KITTY!
Damien F » Full Profile
Upon leaving school, Damien embarked on a career fighting the world's illness and diseases. Unfortunately he wasn't very good at this, and the afflicted unanimously decided they would "rather take their chances". The whole experience left him with a surly nature and a tendency towards cruel, biting observations. And thus the calling to internet journalism was realised.
Jamie Johnston » Full Profile
Jamie is more an antique Roman than a Dane. He is straight and slender, and more than common tall. He is ill at reckoning, but he knows a hawk from a handsaw and is advised what he says, neither disturbed with the effect of wine nor heady-rash, provoked with raging ire. He is an unfee'd lawyer, but not covetous for gold. He is a foe to tyrants. He is not gamesome, and does lack some part of that quick spirit that is in Antony. He loves not wisely but too well. He is a better scholar than he thought he was, so he'll call for pen and ink and write his mind.
Phil Merchant » Full Profile
Phil loves the geeky things in life, from excessive hours on world of warcraft to an extensive knowledge of the dialogue of every blackadder episode. He is currently doing a degree in physics, providing analytical skills to compliment the unending cynicism. He spends what free time he can on his comic, Lobster and Cheese.
