Maybe it's the glimmer of Xmas on the horizon but top trumps are everywhere these days. I'm just waiting for top trumps top trumps. But, hey, as long as there's a bandwagon I'll jump on it. Therefore, it is with no ceremony whatsoever that I unveil Literary Top Trumps. I'll endeavour to create additional cards for the deck every issue. Who knows, there may even be a playable game at the end of it, although it seems unlikely.