Ferretbrain - Three Play Loud In Birmingham

Arthur reviews Alice Cooper's current tour (featuring Motorhead and Joan Jett and the Blackhearts in support).

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Oi! I will have you know that Joan Jett is THE SEX goddamit it and you've lot have damn well lost your punk rock credentials. I would happily spit in Alice Cooper's face for the opportunity to touch Joan Jett's sweaty tattooed muscles. Possibly with my tongue. Your priorities are all wrong, wrong I tell you!

at 10:45 on 2007-11-13 by Kyra Smith

Err, by the way, this is a very entertaining review. We'll have a whip round and buy you a glass eye. Probably a red one.

at 10:45 on 2007-11-13 by Kyra Smith

I am pretty sure that creepy old man who looks like an English teacher who was fired for leering at the kids inappropriately has strict instructions to deal with anyone who invades the stage for the purpose of touching Joan Jett. Nothing must get in the way of the punk rock, otherwise the lead guitarist will die from punk rock withdrawal. Punk rock punk rock punk rock punk rock punk rock punk rock.

at 11:51 on 2007-11-13 by Arthur B

Hah it would take more than a creepy old English teacher lookalike to stop me touching Joan Jett ... punk rock, punk rock, punk rock!

Although I think you have the premise of an excellent episode of House right there...

at 16:00 on 2007-11-14 by Kyra Smith

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