No!!! This cannot be! I too am a dedicated mush-eater, though I must confess that I like the mush to be leavened with a little crunch here and there. Still, this was part of the flexibility that Weetabix always offered. We must all stand firm and shun Oatibix, for if dryness lurks in their centre then who knows what else is hidden in there?

You eaters of mush shall never triumph! Now that the impermeable Oatibix have taken their rightful place at the dry, hard centre of national affairs then soon, soon our tyranny shall be complete! Then lovers of mush shall all tremble before the might of a phalanx of tightly packed oat grains!!!

This is an OUTRAGE! An outrage, I tell you! Although I'm not much a cereal eater (which probably means I'm going to be one of those old people who can do nothing except complain about haemorrhoids - hmmm...you probably didn't need to know that), I am a card-carrying mush-lover. Um. Is it me or does that sound suspiciously like a derogatory term for a lesbian?